Alicja Krysik

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“There’s a reason I did say I’ll be happy alone. It wasn’t coz I thought I’d be happy alone. It was because I thought that if I loved someone than it fall apart… I might not make it. It’s easier to be alone. Because what if you learn that you need love, and than you don’t have it. What if you like it? And lean on it. What if you shape your life around it, and than… it falls apart. Can you even survive that kind of pain. Losing love is like organ damage. It’s like dying. The only difference is death ends. And this…? It can go forever." “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too” ~Wicked Witch of the West “Go ahead. Make my day” ~Inspector “Dirty” Harry Callahan “My mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you’re gonna get” ~Forrest Gump “To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.” ~Woody Allen “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams “I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.” ~Jerry Seinfeld You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! ~Alan Gardner What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect. ~Aldous Snow "It's big fuckin' goldfish!" ~Marc in Central Park "Oh... You would be a good stripper in case you are not gonna' handle your university" ~ Marc on the playground (with a big smile on his face) :P "I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One". And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time." — Russell Brand

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