"But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in." What color does a Smurf turn when you choke it? "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." "It isn't illegal untill you get caught." "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...." K (Men in Black): "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals....." K (Men in Black): "1500 years ago everybody knew the earth was the center of the universe, 500 years go everybody knew the earth was flat, and 15 minutes ago you knew people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." Church: "We're all agreed that while the current situation is not totally ironic, the fact that we have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that?" Kate: "AHH!" Abby: "What's wrong?" Kate:"Gibbs is driving...." Abby: "I'm saying a prayer in many languages" Pinkie: "The elements of harmony: a reference guide." Twilight: "Where did you find it!?" Pinkie: "It was under 'E' :D"