Aleena Haley


"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." Woody Allen Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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