Me- "My new black friend said she likes backstreet boys too!" Stephanie- "That's because she's an uncle tom!" "Aw man, I still wanna do ninja shit" - Clara "Damn, that some good-ass cheese!" -Arsenio Hall on Chappelle's show. "Live well. It's the greatest revenge." - The Talmud "Akilah, will you be my tiny dancer?" -Hot Jonathon Adams "New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of those services that goes along with paying in. I'll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain." -Bill Maher "New Rule: You can't call it a treat if everyone hates it...We've toppled Saddam Hussein, why can't we get rid of candy corn? Anyone who hands this stuff out on halloween hates your children, and wants them to die--they just don't have the guts to put a razor blade in an apple." -Bill Maher "You aren't a psychologist! Just put the gas in the car!" -My mom to "right away ma'am" "If corn can run a car...........should we be eating it?" -mom "Hell is empty, all the devils are here." -William Shakespeare "Married and bored, or single and lonely, ain't no happiness nowhere..." -Chris Rock "You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation." -- Billie Holiday "Your dreams don't have to come at the expense of my dreams." -Barack Obama "If love is surrender, then whose war is it anyway?" -Frou Frou "No matter what you do, you're going to die. Just like everybody else." -Moonstruck "Kick off with that yeti whine, man" -Chance on "A real chance of love" "I use the word bitch like I use the word hello." -Disney Jonathan, I love you so much!