Larry: Alice, tell me something true. Alice: Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it's better if you do. Dan: Do you have any children? Anna: No. Dan: Would you like some? Anna: Yes, but not today. Dan: When I get back, please tell me the truth. Alice: Why? Dan: Because I'm addicted to it. Because without it, we're animals. Trust me. Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice. Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one. Larry: But we're happy... Aren't we? Larry: A good fight is never clean. Dan: And you left him, just like that? Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye." Dan: Supposing you do still love them? Alice: You don't leave. Dan: You've never left someone you still love? Alice: Nope. Larry: She doesn't want to be happy. Dan: Everybody wants to be happy. Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing. Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches? Alice: Don't eat fish. Dan: Why not? Alice: Fish piss in the sea. Dan: So do children. Alice: Don't eat children either.