-Football is for people who didn't make the band Good friends bail you out of jail, best friends sit next to you and say "now, wasn't that fun" -"You know what the difference is between you and me? i make this look good." -Agent J "Men in Black" -smile, people will wonder what your up to -"European or an African swallow..." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail -"This yellow is very vibrant...or is it voobrant?" -Evve Higgins -"I'll be the best lab partner you've ever had!" -Eunice "She's the Man" -"Smell, It's pear!" -"*Applause*... Wait, why are we clapping?"