'if you want perfection, go get yourself a barbie doll' 'Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.' 'The purpose of life is to fight maturity.' 'To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.' 'One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love.' 'Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.' -Ice T 'Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.' 'Alcohol- Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.'