"Ved du hvorfor der er mere lort i verden, end der er lagkage? Fordi der er flere røvhuller end konditorer." "Roses are red, violets are blue.. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.." "Everyone needs something to believe in. I believe I'll have another beer!" "Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there, I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glimpse of snow. Do not stand at my grave and cry. I am not there, I did not die."